I filed my federal tax return 4 months ago. And it's still not been returned. I want to know where my refund is and why it's taken so goddamn long to get my money???????

It has been accepted---that happened months ago.   The IRS just does not use the word "accepted" on the IRS refund site.  They say "received."   For some reason unknown to TurboTax the IRS is taking a long time to process your return and issue your refund.  TurboTax does not get any information after you file your return.   You can call the IRS and ask them if you want to.

To  call the IRS:IRS:  800-829-1040  hours 7 AM - 7 PM local time Mon-Fri

Listen to each menu before making the selection.

First choose your language. Press 1 for English.

Then do NOT choose the first choice re: "Refund", or it will send you to an automated phone line.

Instead, press 2 for "personal income tax".

Then press 1 for "form, tax history, or payment".  

Then press 3 "for all other questions."

Then press 2 "for all other questions."  It should then transfer you to an agent.