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When signed in, the link STILL takes me to another sign-in page. Searching, the help articles say "click the link in the notification email." Well, that doesn't work. Searching all the Intuit sites doesn't work. Signing into TurboTax just forces me into tax prep workflow. Why is this garbage service mandatory, and completely unusable?
Lol. Now I have to get on a phone call?
You literally can't provide a link (referenced by your own website) to a service you lump in with my tax prep?
Absolute clowns. Don't worry - I'm not actually that interested in whatever it flagged, because it'll just be a pitch for another paid service that doesn't work.
Get back to not solving other people's problems.
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